How
to join The Secret Society:
It has been rumoured
that the Hon Treasurer will be
tabling a motion at the next AGM to raise the membership fees by as
much as
2.5% !
This wholly unacceptable
raise will be challenged, but unfortunately it looks likely
that the
lowest acceptable raise will still be about 1.9% ! !
But, if you join now, you are still eligible to join at last year's rates -
so
take
this opportunity immediately ! ! !
Current membership fees are as follows:
Spinster or Bachelor -
AM $0.00 (US $0.00, GBP
£0.00, € 0.00)
Unwaged, Poor Scholar, or
Person in receipt of a fixed pension -
AM $0.00 (US $0.00, GBP
£0.00, € 0.00)
Family (up to 3 adults, and as many children as you can
manage to fit into a large barn) -
AM $0.00 (US $0.00, GBP
£0.00, € 0.00)
JOIN NOW - before the prices go up ! !
Joining couldn't be simpler: all you have to do is read the small print
at the bottom of the page and send the Hon Sec a request by Clax,
Electrik mail, or post.
Clax address is: secretsocietyno14
Electrik mail address is honsec@amsecretsociety.com
Postal Address is:
Imasuckerforanything
Box 136
Central Post Office
Widdershins Broadway
AM
Small print: see
below -
The Hon Sec has heard of the UK Data Protection Act, but is having none
of that.
If you want to join, you will need to supply a contact name and useable
postal address.
This will be kept in two places. It will be
written out in a Membership Book, and kept
in a file on HEX
(who has no ethernet or internet connection) so the Hon Sec can print out a postal
label in case the Society ever feels like posting something to you.
It won't be
sold on.
It won't be given to anyone who asks for it - unless they have a piece
of paper that says the Hon Sec will go in front of the Patrician if we
don't, as it would be silly to refuse then.
The Society won't do anything else with it, no way, cross our hearts and promise,
honest :-)