How to join The Secret Society:

It has been rumoured that the Hon Treasurer will be tabling a motion at the next AGM to raise the membership fees by as much as 2.5% ! 

This wholly unacceptable raise will be challenged, but unfortunately it looks likely that the lowest acceptable raise will still be about 1.9% ! !


But, if you join now, you are still eligible to join at last year's rates - so take this opportunity immediately ! ! !

Current membership fees are as follows:

Spinster or Bachelor -
AM $0.00 (US $0.00, GBP 0.00, 0.00)

Unwaged, Poor Scholar, or Person in receipt of a fixed pension -
AM $0.00 (US $0.00, GBP 0.00, 0.00)

Family (up to 3 adults, and as many children as you can manage to fit into a large barn) -
AM $0.00 (US $0.00, GBP 0.00, 0.00)


JOIN NOW - before the prices go up ! !


Joining couldn't be simpler: all you have to do is read the small print at the bottom of the page and send the Hon Sec a request by Clax, Electrik mail, or post.

Clax address is: secretsocietyno14

Electrik mail address is honsec@amsecretsociety.com

Postal Address is:

Imasuckerforanything
Box 136
Central Post Office
Widdershins Broadway
AM



Small print: see below -


The Hon Sec has heard of the UK Data Protection Act, but is having none of that.  
If you want to join, you will need to supply a contact name and useable postal address.
This will be kept in two places. It will be written out in a Membership Book, and kept in a file on HEX (who has no ethernet or internet connection) so the Hon Sec can print out a postal label in case the Society ever feels like posting something to you.

It won't be sold on. It won't be given to anyone who asks for it - unless they have a piece of paper that says the Hon Sec will go in front of the Patrician if we don't, as it would be silly to refuse then.
The Society won't do anything else with it, no way, cross our hearts and promise, honest  :-)